THE HECK THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, pal, what the hell is going on here? It's like a shitstorm of crazy, and I'm just trying to understand it all. Is this even a dream? This whole thing is driving me insane. Can someone please explain before I lose it? How The Hell?! Dude, this is totally bullshit. I'm beyond stoked right now. It's like a monkey just pulled the rug ou